Fox and the Feline

  You were so sweet to me. You were one of the people that really kept me holding it together when the timewasters and the industry noise s...

  Thankyou for seeing me, asshole . Thankyou for taking time out of your day to put money in my pocket, just to be an asshole. Thankyou for ...

  There was ‘something about her’, you can ask anyone . A youthful Shirley Manson lookalike, she was quietly mysterious and captivating. Wor...

  My next client just txt to say he is here. He couldn’t have timed it worse - he’s 10 minutes early and I thought I had just a few more min...

  Hassan* wasn’t exactly well regarded at our brothel. He haggled, was pretty rude and also quite smelly, so when he phoned in asking for ou...

  Blogs on deposits are nothing new. It’s a big topic we discuss, and a topic I often float around because I haven’t always felt compelled ...

  It struck me that she was beautiful, my client’s widow as she cried on TV . An upstanding member of society, he left a hole in his family,...

You hadn’t seen your kids in three weeks, and you missed their last phone call . It isn’t that you didn’t want to see them, you did, you alw...

  I knew you were trouble by the look on your face when you popped the bottle open, the sideways grin and the way you look up without moving...

Recently, there has been a campaign by the Red Cross Blood Service appealing for blood - you may have seen or heard about it. They are, as u...

  I REMEMBER THAT BILLY JOEL’S ‘ALWAYS A WOMAN’ HAD COME ONTO MY PLAYLIST. We were lying there, unable to speak, I could hear the gaps in yo...

  I was stoked when you text me . I could really see that you had considered how a lady would like to be approached.  You were articulate, y...

  I hadn’t been working independently very long, and I was still getting into the groove of everything away from brothel life. I’d chopped ...