Fox and the Feline

  I should have known it was going to be a terrible idea to come on this cruise alone. It’s my Dad’s birthday and everyone decided a cruise ...

  We lie there in the afterglow of the fuckfest that just ensued, and we start to talk about other things. It’s often my favourite part of a...

  TW - sexual assault It’s not exactly the kind of memory I like to hang on to, but it lingers . Sometimes it’s at the forefront of my mind ...

  Justine and Jake* book me for a few hours . It's their anniversary they tell me, they can't wait to meet me. They promptly pay a d...

  The only reason I finally get up is because the cat has taken to chewing my hair when I don’t feed him promptly enough. When I eventually...

  I throw him off me, using all my strength and a sudden sense of gratitude to myself for working out so much lately. This fucker can go to...

  You were so sweet to me. You were one of the people that really kept me holding it together when the timewasters and the industry noise s...

  Thankyou for seeing me, asshole . Thankyou for taking time out of your day to put money in my pocket, just to be an asshole. Thankyou for ...

  There was ‘something about her’, you can ask anyone . A youthful Shirley Manson lookalike, she was quietly mysterious and captivating. Wor...

  My next client just txt to say he is here. He couldn’t have timed it worse - he’s 10 minutes early and I thought I had just a few more min...

  Hassan* wasn’t exactly well regarded at our brothel. He haggled, was pretty rude and also quite smelly, so when he phoned in asking for ou...